List of Things That Happen More Often in the Movies Than in Real Life

3 11 2011

People performing surgery on themselves
(and then announcing they will be passing out now)

The hug/gut stab

Hacking passwords

One-punch knockouts

People sitting straight up after being scared awake by a dream

The anger/passion kiss

The dead-person-eye-closing hand sweep

Quoting scripture chapter & verse

The boardroom meltdown / “I quit” speech




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