List of Things That Were Obviously Invented by Women

3 11 2011

Teapot you can’t boil water in

The little fork

Knapkin rings

Greeting cards

Thank you cards

The wedding invite package

Throw pillows


List of Things That Happen More Often in the Movies Than in Real Life

3 11 2011

People performing surgery on themselves
(and then announcing they will be passing out now)

The hug/gut stab

Hacking passwords

One-punch knockouts

People sitting straight up after being scared awake by a dream

The anger/passion kiss

The dead-person-eye-closing hand sweep

Quoting scripture chapter & verse

The boardroom meltdown / “I quit” speech

List of Things That Are Examples of Themselves

28 10 2011






15 05 2011

Stumbling my way through the learning curve.

Hello world!

4 04 2011

I figure if I write enough, I will stumble upon a theme for this blog. In the meantime, you’ll be getting random thoughts, lists & a dumping ground for the years of brilliant thoughts that I’ve yet to compile.